This guy says “hello,” I wanna kill myself.[Ross Geller: Hi.]
I hate his underwear. one time I brought a pair marked XS and let me tell you there’s no room for anything excess in there.
You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down, and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.
Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man… just stop calling.[to Chandler]
When I’m with a woman, I need to know that I’m going out with more people than she is.
Probably kill myself.[Monica Geller: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?]
