Timing Quotes

Intelligence is a very valuable thing, innit, my friend? And usually it comes far too f*****g late.

What’s the secret to good comedy? Timing. And what’s courage? Grace under pressure. And who’s the boss? I’m the boss.

All right, look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timing’s right. And that’s what deathbeds are for.[to Ross]

Some things are best saved for last.

You must meet the right people in the right way.

If you want something real, you’re better off building a foundation. You know, taking your time, like I did with Lena. But don’t take too much time, because then you get friend zoned.[Mike Thompson]What is friend zoned?[Harry Vanderspeigle]Oh, what is friend zoned? It’s like you’re outside a cupcake shop, right? And the line is real long, but you wait, because those cupcakes are great. And you finally get in, but now the cupcake’s sleeping with somebody who slipped in the back door.[Mike Thompson]

Timing is everything.

Not sure if timing was every really our forte.[to Michelle]

It’s always right when you’re leaving, everyone remembers all the things they’re meant to bother you with.

If it’s now, I should pee.[Kate Wyler]Pee.[Eidra Park]I didn’t have to pee, and then she said that, and now I have to pee.[Eidra Park]Gosh, guys, I have to take a s***, should I come along?[Stuart Hayford]

Bad timing shapes our lives.