He’s fine. That’s it. Nothing wrong with that, most people are fine. But it’s not about him. It’s about why the f*** you think he deserves you. You deserve someone who makes you feel like you’ve been struck by f***ing lightning. Don’t you dare settle for fine.[to Rebecca, about John]
Well, we lost. Would have been closer, but one of the goals got disallowed because apparently nine-year-olds aren’t allowed to do headers yet. F***ing brain development.
Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at “Coach.” [Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso: Hello, Coach. Really glad you decided to…]
Most adults think kids need to be constantly entertained. It’s bulls***. I didn’t need a f***ing parade every day growing up, did you? Truth is they just wanna feel like they’re part of our lives. Little idiots.[to Rebecca]
Best teachers are the toughest ones. My first coach used to chase me round the pitch on a motorbike like we were in f***ing Mad Max.