We fought dead things and lived to talk about it. If this isn’t the time to drink, when is?
They say as soon you have to cut down on your drinking, you have a drinking problem.
Sharing a drink with someone, that’s how alliances are formed.
Never trust a drunk.
It was D’arcy.[Asta Twelvetrees]She would not steal a bomb. There is not even any vodka in it.[Harry Vanderspeigle]
If you’re going to drink, drink something you like.
If I thought you’d drink, I wouldn’t offer it to you.
I do like a sentimental moment, especially if the liquor is good.
How many drinks does it take to face your own mortality?
Everything’s bad for you. We’re all dying. Being healthy is just dying more slowly.
Drinking alone is like dancing alone.
Booze is meant to make you feel good, not taste good.
