Rex Splode Quotes

You’re ruining my childhood, and that’s hard because it already sucked.[to Rudy]

Well, you look like s***. And that’s coming from a guy that looks like this.[to Mark]

We’re the Guardians of the Globe, baby. If we can die at any time, we can drink at any time.[Monster Girl: It’s 10:00 a.m.]

There is no universe in which I wake up at 6:00 a.m. and the world isn’t on fire.

I love you, man, but sometimes, you’ve got a screw loose.[to Robot]

I can’t believe you can grow new teeth. Oh, f***. I wish I had that superpower. I’m like some shitty hockey player over here.[to Mark]

Everybody f***s up. To f*** up is human. Shakespeare said that. The Immortal. Black Sampson. Freaking “Robot,” or Rudy or whatever he calls himself now. They’ve all s*** the bed at least once. Having powers isn’t easy, but we do our best. Even a**holes like me.[to Eve]