What the hell is wrong with you? You act like you’re the first guy this ever happened to. I caught my second wife screwing my stepdad, okay? It’s a cruel world, Walt. Grow up.
We live to fight another day. And after a decent interval of time, well, there are other fish in the sea. You’ve been out of circulation for a while. You’ll be just amazed at what’s out there. Thailand, the Czech Republic, I mean, those women are so grateful to even be here.
Speaking as your lawyer, I’m always looking for billable hours. But speaking as your business associate I’m strongly advising that you get your s*** together.
Let’s just say you and I don’t wear the same rose-colored glasses where Johnny Fabulous is concerned.[to Skyler, about Ted]
If you’re committed enough, you can make any story work. I once convinced a woman that I was Kevin Costner and it worked because I believed it.
If a mosquito’s buzzing around you, it bites you on the ass, you don’t go gunning for the mosquito’s attorney. You go grab a flyswatter.