Saul Goodman Quotes

Did you not plan for this contingency? Well, next time, plan for it, would you? The Starship Enterprise had a self-destruct button. I’m just saying.

Speaking as your lawyer, I’m always looking for billable hours. But speaking as your business associate I’m strongly advising that you get your s*** together.

Some people are immune to good advice.

Even drug dealers need lawyers, right? Especially drug dealers.

Who do I look like, Maury Povich? I’m not your marriage counselor.

We live to fight another day. And after a decent interval of time, well, there are other fish in the sea. You’ve been out of circulation for a while. You’ll be just amazed at what’s out there. Thailand, the Czech Republic, I mean, those women are so grateful to even be here.

That’s the way of the world, kid. Go with the winner.

Let’s start with some tough love, alright? Ready for this? Here it goes: You two suck at peddling meth. Period.

Let’s just say you and I don’t wear the same rose-colored glasses where Johnny Fabulous is concerned.[to Skyler, about Ted]

Idle hands are the devil’s plaything.

Conscience gets expensive, doesn’t it?

Better safe than sorry. That’s my motto.