Idle hands are the devil’s plaything.
Even drug dealers need lawyers, right? Especially drug dealers.
Did you not plan for this contingency? Well, next time, plan for it, would you? The Starship Enterprise had a self-destruct button. I’m just saying.
Conscience gets expensive, doesn’t it?
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet’s nest, it’s a free country, but how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?[to Jesse]
Who do I look like, Maury Povich? I’m not your marriage counselor.
That’s the way of the world, kid. Go with the winner.
Speaking as your lawyer, I’m always looking for billable hours. But speaking as your business associate I’m strongly advising that you get your s*** together.
Let’s just say you and I don’t wear the same rose-colored glasses where Johnny Fabulous is concerned.[to Skyler, about Ted]
If you’re committed enough, you can make any story work. I once convinced a woman that I was Kevin Costner and it worked because I believed it.
If a mosquito’s buzzing around you, it bites you on the ass, you don’t go gunning for the mosquito’s attorney. You go grab a flyswatter.
Better safe than sorry. That’s my motto.