If you say, “With great power comes great responsibility,” I swear I’ll throw up on you.[to Alisa]
I haven’t felt this sharp and focused since I first smelled kerosene.
I don’t know why they want these drug addiction centres, anyhow. I mean, ain’t we got enough drug addicts without them recruiting them?
I don’t kid about things falling out of the sky.[Angela Abar: You’re kidding?]
Grant Morrison fans, Reddit trolls with DC subscriptions, and the three new fans who stuck around after the donkey fart.[Niles Caulder: Who are you talking to?]
Cheating you? Cheating you?! What’s that rumbling noise? No, it’s alright, it’s Mum turning in her grave.[to Rodney]
An orphan at last! It’s what I always dreamed of. After all this time, I feel complete.
You don’t have romantic feelings, you. You just have animal urges. Sometimes I think you’ve learned the art of seduction by watching Wildlife on One.[to Rodney]
You can research a lot about a man, but you can’t research his sense of humor.
Whoa, whoa. Hold up. What the hell happened to you? I get it, the first rule of Fight Club, right?
What’s the difference between a tick and a lawyer? The tick falls off when you’re dead! Bam!
What, me buy a house? No, no, couldn’t do that. Couldn’t do that. Don’t you see that as soon as I put my signature on a document, the authorities are gonna know that I’m alive.[to Pauline]
