What do you do when a bear charges you? Don’t panic. You don’t have to outrun the bear, just the guy standing next to you.
What d’you think about poor old Mum then? Do you know that she was 39 when she fell for you? For the first three months of her pregnancy you were treated as an ulcer. And to this day I sometimes think the original diagnosis was correct.[to Rodney]
Well, look at the way you’re dressed to begin with. You make Christmas tree look sombre. And God knows how you’ve got the courage to walk down dark alleys wearing all that gold. When they see you coming you must look like a mugger’s pension scheme.[to Del Boy, about his dressing]
Luckily, my mom forced me to go to acting camp when I was eight, and then I went back electively for five more years.