I’m not a junkie. I’m a recreational drug user.
I mean, Rodney going out with a policewoman. What the neighbours gonna say?
Hey, she stole my childhood. I think we’re even.[Miriam ‘Midge’ Maisel: You stole your mother’s car?]
Do you realise we’ve always had something missing in our lives. First we was motherless, then we were fatherless and now we’re flogging one-legged turkeys from a three-wheeled van.
Back then I used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don’t do that anymore.[to Susie]
As dear old Mum used to say, “It’s better to know you’ve lost than not to know you’ve won.” Dear old Mum, she used to say some bloody stupid things.