It’s funny to think about the things in your life that can make you cry just knowing that they existed, can then become the same thing that make you cry knowing that they’re now gone. I think those things come into our lives to help us get from one place to a better one.
If that’s a joke, I love it. If not, I cannot wait to unpack that with you.[Rebecca Welton: Ms. Welton’s my father.]
I try to love my dad for who he is and forgive him for who he isn’t.
I love meeting people’s moms. It’s like reading an instruction manual as to why they’re nuts.
You know how they say that youth is wasted on the young? Well, I say don’t let the wisdom of age be wasted on you.[to Roy]
Most of the time, change is a good thing. Now, I think that’s what it’s all about. Embracing change. Being brave. Doing whatever you have to, so that everyone in your life can move forward with theirs.
I hope that either all of us or none of us are judged by the actions of our weakest moments, but rather by the strength we show when and if we’re ever given a second chance.[to Coach Beard]
You spoke to God?[Rebecca Welton: So, I spoke to the owner of The Sun.]
You know what the happiest animal on earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? Got a ten-second memory.
What for? I can diagnose myself in a heartbeat. I thought being invulnerable would protect me, so I pushed people away for years, leading me directly to my greatest fear: Being alone.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso: You ever been to a therapist, Rebecca?]
Well, Trent, I’m gonna put it the same way the US Supreme Court did back in 1964 when they defined pornography. It ain’t easy to explain, but you know it when you see it.[[Trent Crimm: I’m just curious. Could you explain the offside rule?]
Wait. You want me to tell Roy Kent what to do? That’s a great idea.[to Jamie]
