Ted Lasso Quotes (Season 2)

Hey, guys, Jan Maas is not being rude. He’s just being Dutch.

He’s fine. That’s it. Nothing wrong with that, most people are fine. But it’s not about him. It’s about why the f*** you think he deserves you. You deserve someone who makes you feel like you’ve been struck by f***ing lightning. Don’t you dare settle for fine.[to Rebecca, about John]

There is something I should warn you of. I’m only gonna get more wonderful.[to Rebecca]

Problems, they’re like mushrooms. The longer you leave them in the dark, the bigger they get.

It’s funny to think about the things in your life that can make you cry just knowing that they existed, can then become the same thing that make you cry knowing that they’re now gone. I think those things come into our lives to help us get from one place to a better one.

Fairy tales do not start, nor do they end in the dark forest. That son of a gun always shows up smack-dab in the middle of a story. But it will all work out. Now, it may not work out how you think it will or how you hope it does, but believe me, it will all work out. Exactly as it’s supposed to. Our job is to have zero expectations and just let go.

Trickle-down economics may stink, but trickle-down support smells like pizza, roses and, I assume, Viola Davis.

Jamie Tartt is a muppet. And I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little b**ch.

I try to love my dad for who he is and forgive him for who he isn’t.

I love meeting people’s moms. It’s like reading an instruction manual as to why they’re nuts.

People who are amazing at their job don’t have to point it out.

You ever been to a therapist, Rebecca?[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]What for? I can diagnose myself in a heartbeat. I thought being invulnerable would protect me, so I pushed people away for years, leading me directly to my greatest fear: Being alone.[Rebecca Welton]