You can polish a turd, but all you’re left with is a smaller turd and a rag that smells like dookie.
Women don’t get friendlies. We either succeed or we fail. That is it.[to Roy]
Women are monsters. Men showed us the way, and we perfected the model.[to Rebecca]
Who needs drugs when you got friendship?[to Rebecca]
When a team gets along, when they truly care about one another, nothing is out of reach. That chemistry can take them wherever they want to go.
This is home.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]You know, sometimes home is just a state of mind.[Rebecca Welton]
The two quickest ways to bring a group of people together: a common enemy, or a common goal.
That’s what sport is. That’s what life is, isn’t it? A series of chances.
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Ted, why aren’t you coaching Henry’s team?[Rebecca Welton]I kind of realized that coaches and dads sometimes have conflicting jobs.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]
Successful teams are happy teams, and happy teams have coaches that establish a culture of communication and trust.
Strong women stand up for themselves, and stronger women stand up for others.[to Rebecca]
Sometimes you got to ride the horse in the direction it’s facing.
