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You can polish a turd, but all you’re left with is a smaller turd and a rag that smells like dookie.

Theodore 'Ted' Lasso

Source:S4.Ep2: Curiouser and Curiouser!
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Theodore 'Ted' Lasso (Ted Lasso Quotes)
  • Character: Theodore 'Ted' Lasso
  • Series: Ted Lasso
  • Genre: Comedy, Sport
  • Year: 2020–
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