Loosely translated, “We should do this again,” means, “You will never see me naked.”
I think, for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? I mean, it’s like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
I know they say that you can’t change your parents. Boy, if you could, I’d want yours.[to Ross]
I have got your money, and you’ll never see it, and your fly’s still open.
I hate his underwear. one time I brought a pair marked XS and let me tell you there’s no room for anything excess in there.
All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don’t input those numbers… it doesn’t make much of a difference.
You know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys. You could be one of those guys.[to Chandler]
You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.[to Jill]
You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down, and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.
Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.[Phoebe Buffay: It’s not mine. I didn’t earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing.]
Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man… just stop calling.[to Chandler]
Who’s FICA? Why’s he getting all my money?[looking at her first paycheck]
