They didn’t even talk to each other. God, how was I supposed to know they were having problems? [about her parents]
Sounds like a date to me.[Monica Geller: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It’s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.]
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian… Did I say that out loud?
Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to.[Joey Tribbiani: Hey, Pheebs, you wanna help?]
Loosely translated, “We should do this again,” means, “You will never see me naked.”
I think, for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? I mean, it’s like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
I know they say that you can’t change your parents. Boy, if you could, I’d want yours.[to Ross]
I have got your money, and you’ll never see it, and your fly’s still open.
I hate his underwear. one time I brought a pair marked XS and let me tell you there’s no room for anything excess in there.
All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don’t input those numbers… it doesn’t make much of a difference.
You’re smoking again?[Joey Tribbiani]Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I’m smoking still.[Chandler Bing]
You’re gonna have to understand that you’re with a guy who’s not gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows that we’re gonna end up together. And if that scares you, tough, because you’re gonna have to deal with that.[to Rachel]