When I’m with a woman, I need to know that I’m going out with more people than she is.
Well, maybe that’s my decision. Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait! Wait! I said maybe![on the phone with her dad]
Wait, wait. I’m getting a déjà vu… No, I’m not.
That’s funny. Really? I don’t remember you making any sperm.[Susan: It’s my baby, too.]
Probably kill myself.[Monica Geller: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?]
Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it! If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it!
I know that. That’s why I was getting married.[Monica Geller: You can’t live off your parents your whole life.]
Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. Wait, what’s my number? What? I never call me.[to Monica]
