You have to stay back. I have the pox.[Phoebe Buffay]Chicken or small?[Ryan]Chicken. Which is so ironic considering I’m a vegetarian.[Phoebe Buffay]
You guys, does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?[Rachel Green]I don’t know, you might be the first one.[Phoebe Buffay]
You got to be cool, because my Grandma doesn’t know about you two yet. And you do not want to tick her off. She was, like, the sixth person to spit on Mussolini’s hanging body.[to Chandler]
You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody’s work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger![to Ross]
You are playing American football?[Margha]Yeah! Wow, your like from a whole other country.[Joey Tribbiani]I’m Dutch.[Margha]Hi, I’m Joey.[Joey Tribbiani]
You are not a freak. You’re a guy.[to Chandler]
Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won’t let me blow?[Ross: Excuse me, your, your, your wind?]
Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.[Phoebe Buffay: It’s not mine. I didn’t earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing.]
Y’know, if it’s not a headboard, it’s just not worth it.[after hitting her head on the post]
Wow, it sounds even cooler when somebody else says it.[Ross Geller: You had sеx today?]
Woah, someone’s flossing.[after seeing Chandler in nothing but panties]
Why, yes, Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.[Ross Geller: So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?]