A conscience is nice, but business is business.
Half of everything I’ve got… I mean, fair enough, I ain’t got nothing, but half of it is yours.[to Rodney]
You must have spent a third of your life standing in front of mirrors. My earliest childhood recollection is of you standing in front of a mirror. Up until I was four I thought you was twins.[to Del Boy]
You give my arse a headache, Rodney.
What, in this weather, you must be joking. I wouldn’t send a dog out in this, would you? No, I’ll send Rodney out later on, see what he can do.[to Alex]
Sssh! Keep your voices down! You’ll get him chucked out of here.[to Rodney, during a prison visit to Grandad]
Running away only wears out your shoes.[to Rodney]
Rodney, you know, he tried to join the police force once, it was after he failed the intelligence test to become a Unigate milkman.[to Sandra]
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Oh, yes, yes, all the lads remember Marlene.[to Boycie]
Oh, I’ve had a lot of sobering thoughts in my time, Del Boy. It were them that started me drinking.
Oh, hello Mr. Chin. No, no, Del’s gone out. I’m not sure. Where you gone to, Del?[on the phone]
Let them stare. That sort of thing don’t bother me, Irene. I went out with a Chinese girl once.[Irene is worried that people might stare at them]