Only Fools and Horses Quotes (Season 9)

Come on, Marlene. Let’s go home and ignore each other for the evening.

Boyce, you know this car’s a GTI? If you rearrange the letters, you’ve got yourself a personalised number plate.

When Boycie was born, the midwife held him up and slapped his mother.

To keep my promise to Mum. And you never know when you might need some bone marrow.[Rodney: If I’ve always been such a let-down, why did you insist on having me around?]

Yeah, but Del said he’d give me a lift.[Rodney: You have to walk past the pub to get to this flat.]

This time last week, we were millionaires![Del Boy: Don’t worry, this time next year, we’re gonna be millionaires.]

Marlene will never divorce Boycie. She hates him too much.

Leave it out, Boycie. Trying to defend Marlene’s honour? What have you got in the garden shed? A time machine?

It’s Mozart’s symphony number 38 in D Major. It’s the karaoke version.[Del Boy: What’s this?]

I can’t let Rodney go out with the business in his hands, can I? He’d come back with a bag of magic beans.[to Raquel]

How dare you! Murdered my wife and buried her in the garden? I have never been so insulted in all my life. You know how much I’ve spent on that garden? You think I’m going to dig a hole in it?[Del Boy: Well Boycie, I hope you won’t take offence by what I’m about to say, but me and Rodney think you’ve murdered Marlene and buried her in the garden.]

Have you ever spent an evening in Trigger’s flat? It’s like having a seance with Mr. Bean.[to Raquel]