During the war…[repeated line]
Not just now, thank you, doctor.[Dr. Shaheed: Do you smoke, Mr. Trotter?]
I’ve always been an achiever. I’ve never actually achieved nothing, mind you, but I’ve always been in with a shout.
[to Trigger at the bar in a yuppy club]I think we’re on a winner here, Trig, alright? Play it nice and cool, son, nice and cool. You know what I mean?[falls through bar] Drink up, Trig. Drink up, we’re leaving.
You’ve always been the same, even when you was at school. Nothing but books, learning, education. That’s why you’re no good at snooker.[to Rodney]
Well, the explanation is simple. We intend to eat them.[Sid: I own a cafe, right? So, why didn’t you ask me to make the sandwiches?]
Trigger doesn’t have many friends or opportunities for social outlet. Every weekend he goes down to the park and throws bread to the ducks. To him it’s a dinner party. So, during the week he has a straight choice between sitting in the cemetery or sitting in this pub. Unfortunately, the cemetery closes at six.
If Elsie Partridge really could raise the dead, half the money lenders in Peckham would be employing her.
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I expect I’ll find something to replace the excitement of your presence, you know, knitting, something like that.
When I see him standing there what this says to me, this says here is a man who has worked hard all his life for an honest crust. Here is a man of strong principles, here is a man you can trust. You see what I’m saying, you see how easy it is to fool people?[to Rodney, about Albert]
Well, you don’t want to take too much notice of these doctors, Arnie. They’ll say anything to get rid of you.[Arnie: Doctors gave me six months to live.]
There was a very interesting article in the paper the other day. Did you know that Taiwan is the only country in the world that don’t have any rubbish dumps? They just send it all to him.[to Albert, about Del Boy]