That’s very kind of you, Derek. Rodney’s told me all about you as well, although I must admit I didn’t believe him… until now.
Let me shake you by the hand, Alan. You’re a brave man letting a Trotter into your family.
I had a dizzy spell going over Tower Bridge once.[Dr. Shaheed: Do you have any trouble passing water?]
He was about as useful as a pair of sunglasses on a bloke with one ear.[about Grandad]
He fought and died for his country… many times.[about Albert]
Del can sometimes be interesting. But most of the time he’s just baffling.[to Cassandra, about Del Boy]
And 15 minutes from the ground.[Rodney: This flat is in a wonderful position, innit? I mean, it’s 15 minutes from the West End, it’s 15 minutes from the motorway.]