Look Del, it’s not my fault, it’s the brewery. They’ve brought in this revolutionary new rule. From now on customers have to pay for their drinks.
We never pulled any birds in the old days, Rodders. What chance have we got now?[Rodney: We’re not gonna be pulling birds, are we?]
Cassandra, we’re talking about Derek Trotter! To Del, market penetration means sex under a barrow![Cassandra: At the bank we always advise small businesses to target specifics to achieve maximum market penetration.]
One day they might make a musical about the history of the Trotter family. Then, as a sequel, they could do Schindler’s List On Ice.
Medals for road sweepers! Good God, they’ll be giving Del Boy an award for good taste next.[to Trigger]
It don’t matter as long as it’s healthy.[Uncle Albert: If it’s a boy d’you reckon it’ll look like Rodney?]
I’ve maintained it for 20 years. This old broom has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time.[talks about his broom]
I’m not surprised, when they saw you walking up the gangplank![Uncle Albert: In those days a ship’s crew was full of stress and fear.]
Watch now on:
I tell you what, Raquel. If she can be in a James Bond film, so could you. No, you could. I’m serious. Look at her, she’s a dog.
During the 1939-1945 conflict with Germany…[Del Boy: If you say “During the war…” once more, I’m gonna pour this cup of tea right over your head!]
Come on Rodney, this is our big chance. He who dares, wins! This time next year we could be billionaires![Del Boy, Rodney, and Albert walk off into an animated sunset]