I feel like a mosquito who’s caught malaria.
You’ve got to be very careful. I mean, Trig gets very emotional. He’s Italian on his dad’s friend’s side.
I know just the bloke. He had a family bereavement recently. He could do with a good laugh.[Del Boy: Listen, do you reckon you could get one of your mechanics to have a look at my van?]
Where did he get all that crap from? [looks at Del] What a stupid question.
The only way to avoid a broken marriage is don’t turn up for the wedding.
Public enemy number one? But he only left Tuesday![watching a news report about Del’s double]
Mickey Pearce. He’s had about as much success with women as you’ve had with boats.[to Albert]
It’s like my dear old Mum used to say, ‘There’s none so blind as them as what won’t listen.’
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I’ve got this horrible feeling that if there is such a thing as reincarnation, knowing my luck, I’ll come back as me.
During the war, a crewmate of mine, Sky Piggott, died of a sexually related condition… His girlfriend’s husband shot him.
Derek, will you get it into your thick skull: I’m not trying to meet intelligent and sensitive people, I’m happy with you!
You ought to think about him. He was all on his own once for three months on an uninhabited island. Of course it wasn’t uninhabited when he arrived but that’s another story.[to Rodney, about Albert]