Yes, I know. And a doctor told Snow White to eat more fruit and we all know what happened to that poor, old cow.[Raquel: A doctor told you to stay off fried food.]
Yeah, you can still see the bomb damage on some of them.[Raquel: You should have more respect, Mike. Those women went through a war for us.]
Yeah, but not at night![Del Boy: What do you mean “a bit late”? You said it was open twenty four hours a day.]
Who’s Rachel?[repeated line]
When he was younger, Del’s idea of safe sex was not telling the girl where he lived.
What? Tell Boycie a sob story? You’ve gotta be joking. He’s the one that cheered when Bambi’s mum died.
What had they fitted him up with?[Roy Slater: Whilst in prison, I found Jesus!]
Well, Aida at the Met. I can’t see you playing a policewoman.[to Raquel]
Trigger still doesn’t know which end of the dart to throw![Rodney: Trigger could be considered to be a specialist.]
There are many words I could use to describe Derek Trotter but lovely is not one of them.[to Raquel]
The only time you ever made women jealous was the night you won the last house at bingo.[to Mickey Pearce]
The only time my clothes look fashionable is when I’m watching UK Gold.[to Rodney]