No, I’ve never been in here before in my life, have I Mike?[Trudy: Do you come in this pub often?]
No way, Pedro![repeated line]
Michael Jackson’s got Bubbles, I’ve got Rodney.
Is there? Well, introduce it to Rodney, he’ll take it to the pictures.[Raquel: Derek, for your information there is rather an ugly rumour going around.]
If it’s a girl they’re calling her Sigourney after an actress, and if it’s a boy they’re naming him Rodney after Dave.[to Mike, discussing the name of Del and Raquel’s unborn child]
I shed a tear or two, didn’t I, when Rodney got married and left home. I cried even more when he came back.
I remember me and my missus. I had 18 blissfully happy years, and then I met her.
I know a crocodile when I come face to face with one. I’ve seen enough Tarzan films![to Rodney]
I feel like I’ve taken the mountain to Muhammad only to find he’s already bloody got one.
I apologize for him, sir. It’s his religion. He’s an Orthodox tight-arse.[about Mike]
Everything was going well. We were having a lovely holiday… And then they turn up, and within fifteen seconds, some sod’s shooting at us![The Trotter brothers and Boycie’s family are escaping the Mafia in the Florida Everglades]