Boyce, you know this car’s a GTI? If you rearrange the letters, you’ve got yourself a personalised number plate.
As I’ve said to you before, women are from Venus, men are from Peckham.[to Cassandra about Del Boy and Rodney]
As dear old Mum used to say, “It’s better to know you’ve lost than not to know you’ve won.” Dear old Mum, she used to say some bloody stupid things.
And I’m a black belt in origami.[Mr. Ram: Please, don’t threaten me with violence, my friend. My colleague here is a second Dan in karate.]
And 15 minutes from the ground.[Rodney: This flat is in a wonderful position, innit? I mean, it’s 15 minutes from the West End, it’s 15 minutes from the motorway.]
An hour ago, you were The Shadow, right, man of mystery. Now we know your name, your address and your mum’s shoe size![to Lennox]
A year ago, you and Cassandra were really trying for this baby, weren’t you? I mean you was at it like a pair of goats. I remember that you became so pale, you had to have your passport photo redone.[to Rodney]