Don’t be fooled by him, Rodney. He’s had everything from Galloping Lurgy to Saturday Night Fever! Once when I was a kid I was doing my homework and I asked him what a cubic foot was. He said he didn’t know, but he tried to have a week off work with it![about his father]]
Do you remember when Grandad was in hospital about eighteen months back? They gave him so many of these antibiotics that one day he sneezed and two other blokes got better.
Do you remember Rodney? He used to be a little scruff. Look at him now, he’s a big scruff.[to Pauline]
Do you realise we’ve always had something missing in our lives. First we was motherless, then we were fatherless and now we’re flogging one-legged turkeys from a three-wheeled van.
Derek, will you get it into your thick skull: I’m not trying to meet intelligent and sensitive people, I’m happy with you!
Del, what do you know about diamonds? I mean, to you diamonds are them things that you wear in your cufflinks, and to be quite honest with you I’ve seen better cats eyes.
Del can sometimes be interesting. But most of the time he’s just baffling.[to Cassandra, about Del Boy]
Come on Rodney, this is our big chance. He who dares, wins! This time next year we could be billionaires![Del Boy, Rodney, and Albert walk off into an animated sunset]
Cheer up? Del, I’ve just met the first girl in my life who really means something to me, and it turns out to be my bloody niece![to Del Boy, about Debbie]
Cassandra, we’re talking about Derek Trotter! To Del, market penetration means sex under a barrow![Cassandra: At the bank we always advise small businesses to target specifics to achieve maximum market penetration.]