Paint fumes? When Corinne comes back in here, she’s gonna find her kettle’s been knackered, her kitchen’s been turned into a Turkish bath and she’s got a Kentucky Fried Canary at the bottom of the cage. And we’re gonna say paint fumes?[to Rodney]
It’s amazing, innit? Everything you buy off him has got something missing.[although Del Boy promised Boycie a baby boy, he can only deliver a girl]
I’ve always been an achiever. I’ve never actually achieved nothing, mind you, but I’ve always been in with a shout.
I think in her own way she loved me. She never used to charge me as much as the other lads.[about Helga]
I don’t know why they want these drug addiction centres, anyhow. I mean, ain’t we got enough drug addicts without them recruiting them?
He’s cool, I like it. I tell you, if he wasn’t so white I’d swear he was black.[to Del Boy, about Rodney]
Cheating you? Cheating you?! What’s that rumbling noise? No, it’s alright, it’s Mum turning in her grave.[to Rodney]
You’ve got to be very careful. I mean, Trig gets very emotional. He’s Italian on his dad’s friend’s side.