Yeah, we had a car like that once.[Mr. Ram: If I got into my car at 9:00 in the morning, it would take me up to 2 in the afternoon to drive around my land.]
Where did he get all that crap from? [looks at Del] What a stupid question.
When Boycie was born, the midwife held him up and slapped his mother.
What you got, a Wendy House?[Rodney says he and Mickey Pearce are starting small in the self-catering holiday trade]
Well, the explanation is simple. We intend to eat them.[Sid: I own a cafe, right? So, why didn’t you ask me to make the sandwiches?]
We never pulled any birds in the old days, Rodders. What chance have we got now?[Rodney: We’re not gonna be pulling birds, are we?]
The truth is only relative to what you can earn from a lie.
The only way to avoid a broken marriage is don’t turn up for the wedding.
She was a beautiful woman, a bit like Ginger Rodgers. Last time I saw her she looked more like Fred Astaire.[about Ada]
Public enemy number one? But he only left Tuesday![watching a news report about Del’s double]
Paint fumes? When Corinne comes back in here, she’s gonna find her kettle’s been knackered, her kitchen’s been turned into a Turkish bath and she’s got a Kentucky Fried Canary at the bottom of the cage. And we’re gonna say paint fumes?[to Rodney]
Mickey Pearce. He’s had about as much success with women as you’ve had with boats.[to Albert]