Every beautiful young thing is hilarious. And then you get old and you don’t understand why everyone isn’t still laughing at your jokes.
Yeah, but what I think is funny is what an eight-year-old boy thinks is funny.[Valentina La Paz: Did you think it was funny?]
Wouldn’t it be funny if you actually turned out to be a hero?[to Joseph]
My brain is the Ryan Gosling of genius intellects.
Comedy is fueled by oppression, by the lack of power, by sadness and disappointment, by abandonment and humiliation. Now, who the hell does that describe more than women? Judging by those standards, only women should be funny.
