Haven’t you ever been good at something that you didn’t want to do?
When did Harry Potter become James Bond?
That’s the thing about family, you don’t get to choose when you want to be a part of it.
I think we’re more okay with dying than hearing you sing.
American Beauty” is a rom-com compared to the holidays with my family.
You know what’s a really good way to stay away from somebody? By spending the entire night with them alone.[to Shelby]
Okay, rocket man, here’s how this is gonna go down. I’m gonna smack you around a little silly, and you’re just gonna try not to bruise too much.