Competence is such an exotic bird in these woods that I appreciate it whenever I see it.
A great man once said, everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power.
You see, Freddy believes that if a fridge falls off a minivan, you better swerve out of its way. I believe it’s the fridge’s job to swerve out of mine.
You know what I like about people? They stack so well.
You don’t want to work anywhere you’re not willing to get fired from.
There’s no better way to overpower a trickle of doubt than with a flood of naked truth.
The nature of promises, Linda, is that they remain immune to changing circumstances.
That’s how you devour a whale, Doug. One bite at a time.
Sometimes the only way to gain your superiors respect is to defy him.
Proximity to power deludes some into believing they wield it.
Nobody’s a boy scout. Not even boy scouts.
I love that woman. I love her more than sharks love blood.
