I don’t think anything is cliché if it’s true.
I always knew I should get with a girl who’s smarter than me. I’d be bored otherwise.[to Abby]
He doesn’t like you, El. He likes how you present.[to Ellen]
Everyone loves a sucker.
Every woman in this world, she’s selling. S***, even if she doesn’t wanna be she’s still got a price tag on her somewhere. Every one of us.
Deuce is like a cockroach. It was here before us. It’s gonna be here long after you and me are gone.[to Abby]