Cooper you may be fearless in this world, but there are other worlds.
As your attorney, your friend, and your brother, I strongly suggest that you get yourself a better lawyer.
Admiration is for poets and dairy cows.
A really good wine is like a symphony.
Where there’s a key, there’s a lock.
What year is this?[to Laura]
Well begun is half done.
Time heals all wounds.
This is the most wonderful… horrible day of my life.
There’s nothing quite like urinating out in the open air.
There’s nothing good about ruined lives.
The problems of our entire society are of a sexual nature.
