When you’re running from someone who thinks they know you, the best place to hide is a city they think you hate.
When my ex attacked me, it was the worst day of my life. But I didn’t lay down and die. I came out stronger. That’s the thing with tragedy. It makes you live for the now.
What’s the only thing worse than couples therapy? Coming home afterward.
We’re perfect for each other.[to Joe]
Sucks to have someone pretend to be you, doesn’t it, Joe?
Relationships are scary. You don’t get all that goodness and possibility with zero risk.
No one who tries to love you really measures up when you’re a twin.
It’s a horrible feeling to know things have gone wrong and there’s nothing you can do to change it.
It isn’t hard to convince somebody you love them if you know what they want to hear.
In times of triangulation, it’s best to stay awkwardly quiet.
If you’re gonna act like a wh**e, may as well look like one.
If you ever wonder what it takes to become an influencer, specifically a body-positive Insta-celeb, be shameless.
