We’re all a little broken. Yet some pieces still manage to fit together.
What better place to find a nobody who thinks he’s somebody than the improv crowd.
Sometimes a man gets exactly what he wishes for, and that can be the most perfect punishment of all.
Life is a divine comedy. A tale told by an idiot. A sadistic idiot.
Any place is probably beautiful when you stop running for one second.
Sometimes, we hurt the one we love.[to Joe]
You know what they say? You never know if you’re fight or flight until you’re forced to find out. Turns out, I’m fight.
When you’re running from someone who thinks they know you, the best place to hide is a city they think you hate.
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Murder has a way of following you. And you’re not getting away with it.[to Joe]
It doesn’t take a genius to hunt someone if you really, really want to.
When my ex attacked me, it was the worst day of my life. But I didn’t lay down and die. I came out stronger. That’s the thing with tragedy. It makes you live for the now.
Sucks to have someone pretend to be you, doesn’t it, Joe?