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• I do smoke.I know. I went to college for a year. It’s where I picked up all my bad habits.
• Do you think anyone really gives a s*** about what your major is? English literature, biology, whatever. The whole point of a college degree...
• College turns people gay. Absolutely right! Out there on the lawn every weekend, tossing the Frisbee around. How the f*** is Frisbee gay? It’s...