The heretic is always better dead. And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
The first prison I ever saw had inscribed on it CEASE TO DO EVIL: LEARN TO DO WELL; but as the inscription was on the outside, the prisoners could not read it.
The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.
The fickleness of women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.
The domestic career is no more natural to all women than the military career is natural to all men.
The customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
The censorship method, which is that of handing the job over to some frail and erring mortal man, and making him omnipotent on the assumption that his official status will make him infallible and omniscient.
The art of government is the organization of idolatry.
Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.