Humor is the mistress of tears.
How can you make a fool perceive he is a fool? Such a personage can no more see his own folly than he can see his own ears.
Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.
Dinner was made for eatin, not for talkin: never pay compliments with your mouth full.
Despair is perfectly compatible with a good dinner, I promise you.
Business first; pleasure afterwards.
Bravery never goes out of fashion.
Almost all women will give a sympathizing hearing to men who are in love. Be they ever so old, they grow young again with that conversation, and renew their own early times.
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible.