It’s easier to be angry than it is to be sad. And I guess, when I get older, I forget that there’s a difference.[to Big Adam]
When a bad idea is the only idea, it becomes a great idea.
It’s not a multiverse! My God, we watched too many movies.[Young Adam: Unless it works like a multiverse, where each ripple creates an alternate timeline…]
If I wanted to hurt you, I would have done it already. Because if I’m being perfectly honest with myself, you have a very punchable face.[to Young Adam]
Boys always come back for their mamas.[to Ellie]
You’ve always said that you wished you’d met me earlier. Here I am.[to Laura]
I spent 30 years trying to get away from the me that was you. And I’ll tell you what, kid. I hate to say it, but you were the best part all along.[to Young Adam]
God, it’s like I traded my brains for those muscles. It’s a s*** deal.[to Big Adam]
Everything has already been changed.
Do you ever just have a thought and not let it come out of your mouth? Could be fun to just keep it in.[to Young Adam]
Are you peeing right now? You’re a real streamer. Get yourself home and clean yourself up. Be the change you wanna see okay?[to Ray]
