Independence Day Quotes

Now that’s what I call a close encounter.

Isn’t it amazing how quickly everyone can turn against you?

If I knew I was going to meet the president, I would have worn a tie. I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel.

I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.

All you need is love. John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back, very sad.

All right, you alien a**holes! In the words of my generation: Up YOURS!

All I’m saying is that they got people to handle these things. They want HBO, they’ll call you.

A toast, to the end of the world.

You know, this was supposed to be my weekend off. But no. You got me out here dragging your heavy ass through the burning desert, with your dreadlocks sticking out the back of my parachute. You’ve got to come down here with an attitude, acting all big and bad. And what the hell is that smell?! I could’ve been at a barbecue! But I ain’t mad. It’s all right. That is all right.

Welcome to Earth!

This is the vault. Or as some of us have come to call it: The Freak Show.

So tell me something. Are you’re so smart? How come you spent eight years at M.I.T. to become a cable repairman?