Drinking’s a solitary sport. It’s a solitary one.
It’s all right to buy her one drink. That’s what you call being polite. But when you wanna be buying two or three, that’s what you call eyeing her.
I don’t want to get you drunk, but, ah, that’s a very fine Chardonnay you’re not drinking.
God, I’d give anything for a drink. I’d give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer.
Well I want a drink, but let me know how that turns out for you.
Never drink to feel better; only drink to feel even better.
My father told me never to judge a man by where he drinks, only how he holds it.
I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.
Man takes a drink, the drink takes a drink, and then the drink takes a man.
I’m very drunk and I intend getting still drunker before the evening’s over.
I Drink Your Milkshake! I Drink it Up!
