It’s all right to buy her one drink. That’s what you call being polite. But when you wanna be buying two or three, that’s what you call eyeing her.
I don’t want to get you drunk, but, ah, that’s a very fine Chardonnay you’re not drinking.
Drinking’s a solitary sport. It’s a solitary one.
God, I’d give anything for a drink. I’d give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer.
Well I want a drink, but let me know how that turns out for you.
Never drink to feel better; only drink to feel even better.
My father told me never to judge a man by where he drinks, only how he holds it.
I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.
I Drink Your Milkshake! I Drink it Up!
Man takes a drink, the drink takes a drink, and then the drink takes a man.
I’m very drunk and I intend getting still drunker before the evening’s over.