Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic s***bag who thinks Taserface is a cool name.
The funny thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.
Remember those posters that said, “Today is the first day of the rest of your life”? Well, that’s true of every day except one, the day you die.