To whom it may concern, take care of this Rover. She saved my life. Watney.
Ah, my old enemy… stairs.
Why are you so nice?[Wade Wilson]It costs nothing to be kind.[Nicepool]Shutting the f*** up is also free.[James ‘Logan’ Howlett]
When I found out the patriarchy wasn’t about horses, I lost interest anyway.[to Barbie]
Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness.
It’s funny how sometimes the people we remember the least make the greatest impression on us.
You should seek the services of a mental health professional. The Justice League is not very good at that part yet. Trust me.
When life gives you lemons, make pear juice and blow everyone’s minds.
Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic s***bag who thinks Taserface is a cool name.
The funny thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.
One-legged man with 18 pound balls? That’s why he walks funny.[to Barbossa]
I hope you got insurance.