It’s funny how sometimes the people we remember the least make the greatest impression on us.
When you’ve got an ass like the North Star, wise men are going to want to follow it.
The funny thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.
One-legged man with 18 pound balls? That’s why he walks funny.[to Barbossa]
It’s funny what a man will do to forestall his final judgment.
It’s funny how a little place like this brought so many people together.
If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.
I’m not trying to be funny, but are you sure he’s not a midget with a learning disability?
