To whom it may concern, take care of this Rover. She saved my life. Watney.
Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness.
It’s funny how sometimes the people we remember the least make the greatest impression on us.
Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic s***bag who thinks Taserface is a cool name.
One-legged man with 18 pound balls? That’s why he walks funny.[to Barbossa]
The funny thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.
It’s funny how a little place like this brought so many people together.
If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.
I hope you got insurance.
You’re innocent.[Sherlock Holmes]You doubted it?[Enola Holmes]Nothing’s certain till it’s proved.[Sherlock Holmes]
Who? Who? What are you, a f***ing owl?[to Alan Marciano]
When you’ve got an ass like the North Star, wise men are going to want to follow it.
