It’s funny how sometimes the people we remember the least make the greatest impression on us.
One-legged man with 18 pound balls? That’s why he walks funny.[to Barbossa]
The funny thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.
When you’ve got an ass like the North Star, wise men are going to want to follow it.
It’s funny what a man will do to forestall his final judgment.
It’s funny how a little place like this brought so many people together.
If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.
I’m not trying to be funny, but are you sure he’s not a midget with a learning disability?