You may be wondering why the red suit? Well that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed. This guy’s got the right idea. He wore the brown pants.
Never underestimate a man with a mustache. Just ask anyone in Brooklyn.
I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late ’90s.
I’m very turned on right now.
Zip it, Thanos![to Cable]
You’re probably thinking, “My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy into a f*****g kebab.” Well, I may be super. But I’m no hero.
I fight for what’s right! And sometimes you gotta fight dirty!
Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world tastes like daffodil daydream. So you gotta hold on to love. Tight! And never let go. Don’t make the same mistakes I did, got it? Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga.
It’s a big house. It’s funny that I only ever see 2 of you. It’s almost like, the studio couldn’t afford another X-Men.
I never carry a wallet while I’m working. Ruins the lines of my suit.
I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can’t tell you, but it does rhyme with “Pulverine”. And lemme tell you, he’s got a nice pair of smooth criminals down unda’.
Daddy needs to express some rage.
