You may be wondering why the red suit? Well that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed. This guy’s got the right idea. He wore the brown pants.
I’m very turned on right now.
Never underestimate a man with a mustache. Just ask anyone in Brooklyn.
I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late ’90s.
Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world tastes like daffodil daydream. So you gotta hold on to love. Tight! And never let go. Don’t make the same mistakes I did, got it? Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga.
I fight for what’s right! And sometimes you gotta fight dirty!
Zip it, Thanos![to Cable]
You’re probably thinking, “My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy into a f*****g kebab.” Well, I may be super. But I’m no hero.
It’s a big house. It’s funny that I only ever see 2 of you. It’s almost like, the studio couldn’t afford another X-Men.
I never carry a wallet while I’m working. Ruins the lines of my suit.
I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can’t tell you, but it does rhyme with “Pulverine”. And lemme tell you, he’s got a nice pair of smooth criminals down unda’.
Daddy needs to express some rage.
