Deadpool 2 Quotes

Never underestimate a man with a mustache. Just ask anyone in Brooklyn.

Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.

Listen to the pain. It’s both history teacher and fortune teller. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Sometimes, it’s so bad, we feel like we’re dying. But we can’t really live till we’ve died a little, can we?

Kiss me like you miss me, Red.

I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can’t not hurt us ever again.

You’re so dark! Are you sure you’re not from the DC universe?[Cable: Dubstep’s for p***ies.]

You’re a lot smarter than I look.[to Vanessa]

People think they understand pain. They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience.

Kids give us a chance to be better than we used to be.

Just once, I’m gonna find a planet of people that are worse than me at everything. A whole bunch of functional idiots. I’m gonna go there, and I’m gonna be their Superman.

I fight for what’s right! And sometimes you gotta fight dirty!

Four or five moments. That’s all it takes to be a hero. People think you wake up a hero, brush your teeth a hero, ejaculate into a soap dispenser a hero. But, no, being a hero takes only a few moments. A few moments, doing the ugly stuff no one else will do.