Never underestimate a man with a mustache. Just ask anyone in Brooklyn.
Kiss me like you miss me, Red.
Listen to the pain. It’s both history teacher and fortune teller. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Sometimes, it’s so bad, we feel like we’re dying. But we can’t really live till we’ve died a little, can we?
I fight for what’s right! And sometimes you gotta fight dirty!
Zip it, Thanos![to Cable]
You’re a lot smarter than I look.[to Vanessa]
Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.
Kids give us a chance to be better than we used to be.
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I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can’t not hurt us ever again.
Don’t feel bad. Even I can’t kill me.[to Cable]
You’re so dark! Are you sure you’re not from the DC universe?[Cable: Dubstep’s for p***ies.]
People think they understand pain. They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience.
