Deadpool 2 Quotes

Four or five moments. That’s all it takes to be a hero. People think you wake up a hero, brush your teeth a hero, ejaculate into a soap dispenser a hero. But, no, being a hero takes only a few moments. A few moments, doing the ugly stuff no one else will do.

Don’t feel bad. Even I can’t kill me.[to Cable]

You’re not a f***ing hero. You’re just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.

With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow, I’m basically Hawkeye.

There’s a time for us. It’s just not now.[to Wade]

If you want to be a contract killer, you gotta handle a mop before you handle a gun.

I’m Batman.[Cable: Who are you?]

I loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water.[about Vanessa]

Doing the right thing is sometimes messy, and f***ed up, and not particularly convenient.