You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.
Star in your own horror films. ‘Cause you look like Freddy Krueger face-f****d a topographical map of Utah.
You gotta do something to remedy this, ’cause as of now, you only have one course of action. Star in horror films.
If you want to be a contract killer, you gotta handle a mop before you handle a gun.
