There are two types of beings in the universe: those who dance and those who do not.
Sometimes that thing you’re searching for your whole life, it’s right there by your side all along. You don’t even know it.
You just need to find a woman who is pathetic, like you.[to Peter]
You don’t have to believe in yourself, because I believe in you.[to Mantis]
When you’re ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.
Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic s***bag who thinks Taserface is a cool name.
We’re really gonna be able to jack up our prices if we’re two-time galaxy savers.
You shouldn’t have killed my mom, and squished my Walkman.[to Ego]
Mantis, look out![after she gets hit]
I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!
He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.[to Peter]
