Who are you kidding, Quill? You’re one sandwich away from fat.[Peter Quill: I’m muscular.]
Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic s***bag who thinks Taserface is a cool name.
We’re really gonna be able to jack up our prices if we’re two-time galaxy savers.
You need more than guns to be a good gangster, you need ideas.
The name’s Rocket. Rocket Raccoon.
Ain’t no thing like me, except me.
What better gift for the guy who has everything than an actual human living person?[Peter Quill: You got me a human being as a present?]
We’ll all fly away together…
Dude, calm down. We’re not gonna hurt you.[Rocket]That’s a talking raccoon.[Kevin Bacon]I’ll kill you. Don’t ever call me that![Rocket]