When you’re ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.
There are two types of beings in the universe: those who dance and those who do not.
You just need to find a woman who is pathetic, like you.[to Peter]
You don’t have to believe in yourself, because I believe in you.[to Mantis]
Yesterday, I made a poop shaped like a fish. Even my butt is capable of making an analogy.
Mantis, look out![after she gets hit]
I know. I hate stories where everybody lives. [Mantis: That was such a heartbreaking story.]
I find it hard to believe it doesn’t have multiple purposes.[about the sofa]
You’re coming with us, as a Christmas present.[to Kevin Bacon]
Well, how am I supposed to know the rules if no one tells me?[Mantis: Drax! You can’t just kill people.]
This isn’t my color.[Drax]What did you say?[Stakar Ogord]It clashes with my eyes.[Drax]
He should know by now that I never do anything that anyone ever tells me.[to Mantis, about Peter]