Three tomatoes are walking down the street, poppa tomato, momma tomato and baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind and poppa tomato gets really angry. Goes back and squishes him and says, “Ketchup.”
The guy is multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit.[about Ultron]
That haircut should be against your vows.[to Green Lantern]
Meaning, this very conversation is technically an act of treason.[Luther Stickell]Or, as we like to call it, Monday.[Benji Dunn]
One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor.
I’m not an astronaut. I put the ‘not’ in astronaut. I’ve never done anything. I’ve never done a space walk. I can’t even moonwalk.
Do you have your seatbelt on?[Ethan Hunt]You’re asking me that now?[Benji Dunn]
What the hell is this? Good cop, Bats*** cop?[to Gordon and Batman]
Oh, yeah? Well, you heard right.[Michael McManus: I heard you were dead.]
So, you can pick up their scent, can’t you? Track their footprints?[Claire]I was with the Navy, not the Navajo.[Owen Grady]
Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
Had a dog once. Humped my leg so much I got a callous on my shinbone. That’s a true story.[to Owen]
