Three tomatoes are walking down the street, poppa tomato, momma tomato and baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind and poppa tomato gets really angry. Goes back and squishes him and says, “Ketchup.”
This is a moral test of oneself. Whether or not you can maintain loyalty. Because being loyal is very important.
The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slope’s gonna put their greasy, yellow hands on his boy’s birthright, so he hid it in one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this watch up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery. He gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. Now, little man, I give the watch to you.